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More and more Winter Texans are texting and tweeting. There appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you… ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: [...]

An Winter Texan was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t [...]

Two Winter Texan men are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first Winter Texan says to the other, “Sorry about that I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The  second Winter Texan says, “That’s OK, This is a coincidence. I’m looking for [...]

A Winter Texan from Minnesota, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. [...]